其实对于某一些重点的学校，又或者是与国外建立起了友好交流关系的学校，旧书不厌百回读，熟读精思子自知，下面是爱岗敬业的小编Waner给大家整理的7篇幽默风趣的英语小故事，欢迎参考。

幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇一

good afternoon,,my topic is “i want to be free.”it’s a story about a wolf and a dog.

a wolf was almost dead with hunger.a house-dog saw him,and asked,”friend,it’s bad for you.”

“why don’t you work steadily as i do,and get your food regularly?” “i would have no objection.”said the wolf,”if i could only get a place.” “i will help you.”said the dog.”e with me to my master,and you shall share me work ”

so the wolf and the dog went to the town together.

on the way,the wolf saw that there was no hair around the dog’neck. he felt quite surprised,and asked him why it was like that? “oh,it is nothing.”said the dog.”every night my master puts a collar around my neck and chains me up.you will soon get used to it.”

“is that the only reason.”said the wolf.”then good bye to you,my friend.i would like to be free.”

do you like to be free?every.thank you for listening.

幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇二

A rich woman is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same colour as the vase. Several painters try to mix the colour right,but none comes close enough to satisfy the woman.

Eventually,a painter comes. He is confident that he can mix the proper colour. The woman is pleased with the result,and the painter becomes famous.

Years later,he retires and turns the business over to his son. ”Dad,”asks the son,”there’s something Ive got to know. How did you get those walls to match the vase so perfectly?"

"Son,” the father replies,"I painted the vase."

Who have a valuable antique vase？

幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇三

When my wife,Diana, and I met a new couple at church one Sunday, we stopped to introduce ourselves and to exchange pleasantries.

We described the friendly neighborhood we lived in,and listened sympathetically as they lamented that theirs was just the opposite.

Saying our good-byes, we got in our cars and drove home.

As we approached our house,we were horrified to see that our new-found friends were pulling into the driveway next to ours.

幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇四

The wolf and the fox want to eat the rabbit, but it wasnt easy to catch him.

One day the wolf says to the fox, "You go home and lie in bed. Ill tell the rabbit that you are dead. When he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him." Thats a good idea," says the fox.

The fox goes home at once. The wolf goes to the rabbits house and knocked at the door. "Who is it?" asks the rabbit. "Its the wolf. I come to tell you that the fox is dead." Then the wolf goes away.

The rabbit goes to the foxs house. He looked in through the window and sees the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. He thinks, "Is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? If hes not dead, hell catch me when I go near him." so he said, "The wolf says that the fox is dead. But he doesnt look like a dead fox. The mouth of a dead fox is always open." When the fox hears this, he thinks, "Ill show him that Im dead." So he opened his mouth.

The rabbit knows that the fox isnt dead, and he rans away quickly.

幽默风趣的英语小故事 篇五

Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldiers.

One evening she met Captain Humphreys at a dance. He said to her, "I‘m going abroad tomorrow, but I‘d be very happy if we could write to each other." Joan agreed, and they wrote for several months.

Then his letters stopped, but she received one from another officer, telling her that he had been wounded and was in a certain army hospital in England.

Joan went there and said to the matron, "I‘ve come to visit Captain Humphreys."

"Only relatives are allowed to visit patients here," the matron said.

"Oh, that‘s all right," answered Joan. "I‘m his sister."

"I‘m very pleased to meet you," the matron said, "I‘m his mother!"

搞笑的英语小笑话9：Where is the father? 篇六

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."

父亲在哪儿？

兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。

“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！”

“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？”

哥哥想了会儿，然后解释道：“很明显，他当时正在画这些画呗。”

搞笑的英语小笑话3：The poor husband 篇七

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

可怜的丈夫

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

Who's More Polite?

A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

谁更有礼貌？

一个胖子和一个瘦子在争论谁更有礼貌。瘦子说他更有礼貌，因为他经常对女士摘帽示意。但是胖子认为他更有风度，因为无论什么时候他在车上给别人让座时，总有两位女士能坐下。